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The Real One 

The physical form of the person of your dreams, the one you spend your day thinking of or the one you fantasize about. Always favorable to the dream version and often mistaken for the dream one if you are awoken mid-dream.
amanda: last night when i was trying to wake you up, you poked my head to see if i was really there and then called me the real one.

john: oh i must have been dreaming about you
The Real One by zepinktroll September 9, 2010
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The Real One 

Stunna Walker Is The Real One

#TRO
Nobody:

Stunna Walker: The Real One
The Real One by StunnaWalker November 22, 2020

Lennonnhardtt the real one 

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.
"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"

is the one piece real 

Papi mami papi tuhtthutth

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL 

white beard's fat cok- THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL by TESCOTARD September 22, 2022

The One Piece Is Real 

If you like One Piece, you probably looked this up. I'm proud of you. Keep on watching to get where I am. OP fans UNITE<33
The One Piece Is Real: THE ONE PIECEEE- THE ONE PIECE IS REAAALLL
The One Piece Is Real by NamiFan<33 January 28, 2023

The One Piece Is Real 

The moment that Edward Newgate told, not just the One Piece characters, but the entire world that One Piece truly exists.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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