the pinata

A sexual act where one buys a variety of candies and then stuffs the victim's vagina to capacity with the treats. He then proceeds to beat the bitch repeatedly with a stick while screaming "give me my candy bitch!"

I gave the bitch the pinata last night. I had to whack the ho 2 dozen times to get some candy!

the pinata by Droseph81 September 15, 2018

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Attack The Piñata

A phrase with multiple meanings; the most notable being to get the most out of life or to do what you enjoy.

It has also been known to have the connotation that you should beat someone and rob their unconscious body.

Person 1: I have to choose between something I want to do and something I feel that I have to do.

Person 2: Attack the piñata, man!

Attack The Piñata by Belongs In The Trash September 27, 2019

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the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_

someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian

the human piñata by damndodie_ January 5, 2017

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The Michigan Piñata

When a woman kneels down and blows bubbles and a man is standing naked in front of her blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back trying to pop the bubbles with his penis.

Becky got poked in the eye by Jims penis playing The Michigan Piñata!

The Michigan Piñata by Guantanamo Bae May 8, 2023

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The Pintarić special

The act of spontaneously masterbating during a school class.

He was home-schooled and still that didn't stop him from preforming the Pintarić special.

The Pintarić special by Pancake 1233 March 19, 2025

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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