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the pinata 

A sexual act where one buys a variety of candies and then stuffs the victim's vagina to capacity with the treats. He then proceeds to beat the bitch repeatedly with a stick while screaming "give me my candy bitch!"
I gave the bitch the pinata last night. I had to whack the ho 2 dozen times to get some candy!
the pinata by Droseph81 September 15, 2018
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Attack The Piñata 

A phrase with multiple meanings; the most notable being to get the most out of life or to do what you enjoy.

It has also been known to have the connotation that you should beat someone and rob their unconscious body.
Person 1: I have to choose between something I want to do and something I feel that I have to do.

Person 2: Attack the piñata, man!

the human piñata 

christian novelli but also @damndodie_
someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian
the human piñata by damndodie_ January 5, 2017

The Michigan Piñata 

When a woman kneels down and blows bubbles and a man is standing naked in front of her blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back trying to pop the bubbles with his penis.
Becky got poked in the eye by Jims penis playing The Michigan Piñata!

The Pintarić special 

The act of spontaneously masterbating during a school class.
He was home-schooled and still that didn't stop him from preforming the Pintarić special.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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