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the penis man

the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body

do not go to arizona.
Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers
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the penis man

(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.
The Penis Man has struck again!
the penis man by Dat Dude February 5, 2005

treacherous man of the penis 

a man that has given up and surrendered to the evil feminist culture. They usually act like SJW's and see everything as a microaggression. They like to harras people that are of cisgender, although most of the time themselves being cisgender seeing non-SJW's as white straight men using their white privilege. Often they abuse their "role" as a "feminist" to harras people that did nothing wrong and see's everything not with their exact political view as being bigots. also, they don t allow political opinions and think there is most than 2 genders and that sex and gender aren't the same. Some feminist use the word to degrade woman that don't support feminist movements because they think a woman has equal rights to men, although in that context it's a treacherous woman of the penis.
Harris is such a treacherous man of the penis. he is also an idiot feminazi.
ever since Carl joined UltraViolet he has been such a treacherous man of the penis.
Sofie is such a treacherous woman of the penis because she doesn't support women's rights!

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

The Prophecy of The Penisman and Peniswoman 

The Prophecy of Penisman and Peniswoman states that they shall fall in love.
Like in Romeo and Juliet except it last a lifetime and don't kill themselves.

They will have a kid known as the chosen one
Have you ever heard the prophecy of the Penisman and Peniswoman

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026