the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body
do not go to arizona.
do not go to arizona.
Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!
the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers
the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers
by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022
(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.
The Penis Man has struck again!
by Dat Dude February 6, 2005
Penis Man
Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes
Here comes the penis man
Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes
Here comes the penis man
by Slicedbapdrs January 17, 2020
A graffiti artist from Arizona State, USA, well known for graffiting the words "Penis Man" on the walls of university dormitories, government buildings and local businesses all over Arizona. He was arrested by state police in January 2020 after three months of terrorizing his home state. He is actually only one of many Penis Men throughout America (as he stated after his arrest), all of whom emulate the OG Penis Man and follow in his footsteps by inscribing his name onto walls nationwide, whoever he may be.
"It's been weeks since the Penis Man first struck... Now his name can be seen from every public place in Tempe, Arizona."
by unspokenAsianKid February 1, 2020
The “Penis Man” (sometimes stylized “Penisman,”) is notorious graffiti artist in Arizona. The term penisman can be used to refer to a mass vandal who tags public property.
”But containing the spirit of Penis Man will be much harder than anyone would have expected.”
- Daily News
- Daily News
by ManguyManguyguyguy May 8, 2020
by bearerofbeef March 17, 2019
by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020