the pearl harbor

When your sleeping next to a chick who has her back to you and you start to massage her back and act like your just being nice to her for no reason, and then you just hit it from the back while she least expects it. You see, its a sneak attack which hints the name Pearl Harbor. She will never see it cumming.

My chick is all pissed off at me because I gave her the pearl harbor while she was sleeping last night.

the pearl harbor by Sergio D. May 19, 2006

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The Pearl Harbor

The act of shooting your hand from your waist into the air in the shape of an airplane then screaming PEARL HARBOR and repeatively nose diving into your friends nuts.

World War II was rough. My grandpa was involved in the PEARL HARBOR!

The Pearl Harbor by gay_gunther August 2, 2011

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the Pearl Harbor

When a guy is receiving oral sex, he explodes a bomb into the back of a girl's mouth when least expected. This procedure is most effective when being deep-throated, as the girl gags greatly.

Yo CJ, did you see Rohan's mom after I Pearl Harbored her. That had to be a liter that I blew into her mouth, and she never saw it cumming.

the Pearl Harbor by John Jacobs November 15, 2004

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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