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the payment 

Giving someone the payment is placing your testicles on or wiping them across someones face (preferably slowly). Whomever receives the payment does not need to be a willing participant, which makes this a much more useful threat than teabagging, where the recipient must agree or be in a deep sleep. It is also considered to be more degrading by some.

The payment also has it's own vernacular. It is used only as the payment, not payment alone. The person receiving the payment is the payee.
Ex 1:

Guy 1: Don't touch my car again unless you want to receive the payment.

Guy 2: Fine, chill out man.

Ex 2:

Payee: What the hell did you just put your balls on my face for asshole!?!?

Obama: You just received the payment bitch, maybe next time you'll know who to vote for!
the payment by MikeBGSU May 29, 2009
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Cancel the Payment 

When your one night stand forgets the condom and the pull out method doesn't work so you have to shamefully buy Plan B at a scary gas station before the other person wakes up
That hookup was embarrassing, the sex wasn't even good and I had to cancel the payment in the morning

master-of-the-payment-disorder 

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.
That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026