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The Path
The compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations.
synonyms: the road, the compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations, the trail
antonyms: the ditch, the median, the parking space, the chair, the roundabout
synonyms: the road, the compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations, the trail
antonyms: the ditch, the median, the parking space, the chair, the roundabout
She is on The Path.
He is on The Path.
They are on The Path.
We are on The Path.
Y'all are on The Path.
You are on The Path.
He is on The Path.
They are on The Path.
We are on The Path.
Y'all are on The Path.
You are on The Path.
The Path by Increase Mather March 30, 2008
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The Path • The Path of RightASSness • The path to meaning • eat the path • Feller of the path • stray from the path • Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III • .9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》An inner fear of failure or outside interference from rivals will be swept away over the next 12 months. The path to success is right there in front of you《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9. • The Ben Path • The Bridle Path
The Path of RightASSness
Be either man or woman, the path of rightASSness is all about finding the perfect mate. The perfect ass is in the eye of the beholder, but beware of the dangers of other bodily distractions. Let yourself not be guided by glorious tits or a ten inch dick, for the truth lay upon the perfect behind that will be with you for all time.
Eduardos: Oh Dalai Lama of Ass, tell me how I can embark upon the right path
Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.
Eduardos: But how will I know?
Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.
Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.
Eduardos: But how will I know?
Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.
The Path of RightASSness by Pope_Jackass March 31, 2015
The path to meaning
Hym "Yes, yes... If I want my life to have meaning... I need to... Pay you 20 dollars... And then do whatever you say indefinitely... Regardless of whether or not you contradict yourself... And neeeeever talk back (because I don't know what I want or need and I'm stupid and incompetent)... And then Jordan Peterson get 1 million dollars and I get whatever I get, like, I don't know what did that patient that sued him get? Nothing? So I get what SHE got from doing the same thing SHE did... And then my life will have meaning because I'm fighting a dragon (in abstraction) by... Giving my money to a guy who is withholding information from me... until I pay him... That's the meaning of my life. To be harvested by me betters. That's it. Because I haven't been chosen! I haven't been anointed by the priestess! I also haven't validated a system that is both irredeemabley corrupt and needs systemic change while simultaneously absolutely necessary and IS THE DIFFERENCE between legitimate and illegitimate success... Yeah... That's the path to meaning..."
The path to meaning by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
eat the path
"Cross over the cell bars, find a new maze, make the maze from it's path, find the cell bars, cross over the bars, find a maze, make the maze from its path, eat the food, eat the path."
eat the path by Thoth123 September 15, 2012
stray from the path
Hardcore Punk band from Long island, Ny. Known for the singers high pitched screams and pissed off lyrics
stray from the path by weirdyrandommetal1977 March 15, 2015
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