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the Ox

the heroic and fabled figure of the unstoppable Vale Royal and the pivotal figure in its championship winning dodgeball team

the Ox can never be referred to as a human as its origins are unknown, many claiming it as the second coming

nicknamed the Ox due its immense presence and composure, its exploits are legendary and renowned as far as its enormous stride takes it

its reputation has seen many pretenders appear including 'the bull' 'the eel' 'the rat' and 'the hippo' yet none have ever been near to matching its superior excellence in all it undertakes
"ive got the Ox" "how the fuck did that Ox get through" "that Ox!" (anonymous opposition player)

"i heard that he appears on japanese banknotes and that there's an airport in russia named after him" (Connell)

"I heard his ginger hair is the answer to renewable energy" (Monty)

"Some say, that he give people orgams just by simply touching them!? And that his skin naturally smells of success!?" (Shetland)

"I sometimes think Whelan should be numbered among the secular saints. He came out of privelleged middlewich to give the ox to the common people.” (Archbishop of Canterbury)

"Whelan is the greatest man in world history, and there would only be one Ox in the world.” (Treaty of Versailles)

"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The Ox is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear"
(Nelson Mandela)
by The Hippo April 23, 2008
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The way the ox moves

Nobody understands how or why the ox moves, it just moves. Used to answer questions with an unknown answer.
"Tim, why'd you think it was a good idea to kick the principal down the stairs today?"
"I don't know, its just the way the ox moves"
by Thereal_zman February 12, 2020
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Chasing The Ox

"Chasing The Ox", contrary to what one might think IS NOT the task of chasing down a barnyard farm animal, but rather the skill of sucking gin out of shot glass with a straw, while snorting a line of chopped up Oxycontin at the same time! The object of the game is to finish both substances at the same time. Not something for the faint of heart!
Look at Johnny! He's higher than a M*****F****R! I bet He's been Chasing The OX!!!
by Rock*Star911 March 15, 2011
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Horn of the ox that gored him

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms
He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".
by Big D-41 November 8, 2008
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Stomach of the Ox

This is when you have a stomach that can endure eating everything including rotten cheese. Lets just paint the picture.. You are sitting with your friends eating some taco soup and you reach into the fridge for some cheese to put on top..... you didnt know it but the cheese expired by quite a bit...... you all partake in the full meal including the cheese. Shortly everyone gets sick except one........ That person is crowned with the the prize..... They have STOMACH OF THE OX!!
Dude.... I cant believe you ate that.... You must have Stomach of the ox!!!
by Jmontana August 4, 2022
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making the wild ox moan

Having energetic and very noisy sex.
She: Wow, the people in the room next to us are really going at it! You can probably hear them in the lobby.

He: Yep, they're sure making the wild ox moan!
by ring-tailed roarer March 20, 2010
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Babe the Blue Ox

A variation of the Lumber Jack Breakfast, when you are logjamming a woman and then hold her nose until she turns blue and passes out.
Suzie was out for a few minutes after i showed her Babe the Blue Ox
by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008
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