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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark 

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.
Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.
A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.
Tip of the Pope's Hat by will bitten September 8, 2017

Dark Night Of The Soul 

The dark night of the soul is a spiritual depression, that ranges from feelings of extreme GOD-like bliss one day to all of a sudden extreme sadness, manic states and confusion the next day.

Dark night of a soul is best described as an existential crisis and is typically happens sometime after a spiritual awakening. It’s painful and confusing if you resist it but it is possible to overcome somewhat quickly if you fully surrender into it.

Every human will experience it in at least one of their lifetimes if they want to reach a Nirvana state and become enlightened.
Moms friend: What happen to your daughter? She’s been acting kind of “off “ lately. Is she alright?

Mom: I’m honestly not sure, the doctor said everything is perfect on the test scans and she is 100% healthy. I know she’s been praying and meditating a lot lately to relieve pain

Moms friend: I think she is going through a Dark Night Of The Soul. I had went through the same thing when I was studying the map of consciousness and doing meditations 10 years ago.

Phantom of the Megaplex 

Is Kathleen's.
Girl #1: "Let's go talk to Phantom of the Megaplex."
Girl #2: "No no, he's Kathleen's."

The Law of the Lemon 

The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.

Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.

If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.

Mess around and find out.
The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.

Mess around and find out.

If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.
Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.