The Munger 

When going down on a girl have a friend hide in a closet. At the appropriate moment your friend will come out from his hiding place, take a flying leep, and land directly on the girl's stomach. The result is her ovaries contract shooting all her eggs into your mouth.

Ex. 1 - "What a heinous bitch. Someone should give her The Munger to insure that she never breeds."

Ex. 2 - "No thanks, not even the slightest bit peckish, had a Munger before I came over."

Ex. 3 - "I have performed more Mungers then I can count. They call me Mung the Merciless around here."

The Munger by Jay Yei January 10, 2006

The Hand Of Munger 

1. A very wise phrase to do a google search on.
2. The appropriate place for those in the know to use as their browser's home-page.

I went to The Hand Of Munger at davemunger.blogspot.com, and now I am cool.

The Hand Of Munger by davemunger.blogspot.com August 23, 2003

Dog in the Manger 

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.

A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.

Dog in the Manger by Methid Man December 15, 2004

The Mugger 

Similar to Stranger, The Mugger is when you allow both hands to fall asleep then proceed to choke ones self with one hand whilst flogging with the other.

David gave himself the mugger last night and didn't come to school this morning

The Mugger by Yomin February 19, 2008

The Munge 

a small purple monster featured in the horror short film The Munge

"oh no The Munge got me!!"

The Munge by mung3mast3r3000 October 19, 2022

gunge the munge 

a kiwi that is ginger that lurks in the dark corners of your home.
he will shid toothpaste while eating eggs and cereal in your basement.

the gunge the munge was found eating eggs and shiddin toothpaste in james house

gunge the munge by lennodium June 3, 2023

The Fish Monger 

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

The Fish Monger by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017