the michigan
In hockey when your behind the net. You flip the puck on the blade of your stick and rap the puck around the net and put it top shelf.
the michigan by Noah06 December 19, 2006
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The Michigan
A sexual act similar to the shocker in which the right hand is flatly inserted into a woman's vagina, and the first and second fingers of the left hand are inserted into the anus. When not being used sexually the hands look like the state of Michigan, hence the name.
The Michigan by Sneakish Pete May 12, 2010
The Michigan Chicken Salad
Ingredients:
- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
The Michigan Chicken Salad by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
the Michigan Difference
When anyone at the University of Michigan does any action that they think has something to do with the fact that they are a student at the University of Michigan.
Hayley: I studied AFTER I tailgated.
Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!
Jack: I got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it's a B-.
Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!
Sarah: I hooked up with this guy at AEPi and it turned out to be my roommate's sister's best friend's cousin's camp hookup and now I'm blacklisted from ZBT.
Jacob: lol jewish geography that's the Michigan Difference!
Lauren: Has anyone seen my BLACK Canada Goose? I took somebody's dark blue one instead.
Justin: now THAT is the Michigan Difference.
Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!
Jack: I got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it's a B-.
Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!
Sarah: I hooked up with this guy at AEPi and it turned out to be my roommate's sister's best friend's cousin's camp hookup and now I'm blacklisted from ZBT.
Jacob: lol jewish geography that's the Michigan Difference!
Lauren: Has anyone seen my BLACK Canada Goose? I took somebody's dark blue one instead.
Justin: now THAT is the Michigan Difference.
the Michigan Difference by traproom November 19, 2017
The Michigan Motorboat
It is a sexual act usually following after the act of fellatio. The man will then proceed to ejaculate into a crevice created by her wedging her breasts together. After the process of ejaculation he sticks his face into the breasts covered with his own semen and wish washles around.
Dude, she gave me head and I totally gave her the Michigan Motorboat.
No way dude.
Ya I can still taste it.
No way dude.
Ya I can still taste it.
The Michigan Motorboat by The Michelan Man January 8, 2009
The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel
This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.
The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel
"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."
"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."
The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel by GoBuckeyes86 September 30, 2009
(The) Michigan Effect
If you spend enough time in Michigan, your standard for girls will quickly drop. The sad part is that it lingers for about a week even after you leave Michigan.
"Wow, that girl behind me if pretty hot!"
"Dude, she's 220lbs!!!"
"Oh, must be (The) Michigan Effect... I'll go talk to her"
"Dude, she's 220lbs!!!"
"Oh, must be (The) Michigan Effect... I'll go talk to her"
(The) Michigan Effect by Tsen Wrath July 5, 2012
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