matter baby

cringey joke

1: Would you rather be a donkey or a matter baby?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?

by yoinketh June 1, 2020

The Matter Baby

Ask what it is and your automatically gay

Friend: "Hey bro, I just found the matter baby today"
Me: "What's the matter baby?"

Friend: "I can't believe you felt for that you gay fuck "

by Your Ego March 8, 2020

matter baby

An aborted fetus.

My brother had a matter baby with his wife

by PussyMasterGuy January 17, 2017

Matter Baby

My girlfriend thinks this a cute phrase and considers it very adorable.

“you are my matter baby 🙈”

by BigBrownDick786 May 20, 2020

what's a matter baby?

this phrase is often used in a joking matter to trick people into asking "what's the matter baby?"

dude i saw a matter baby downtown! its cool!

what's a matter baby?

nothing much, what bout' you baby girl

by xaineyboyy February 21, 2024