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the matos

When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping
Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.
by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018
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the_matos

To pull up your pants after a poo, without wiping.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning and the_matos was my only option.
by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018
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The Famous Itai Matos

He has 23,700 results on Hebrew google, and 298 English ones.
He is a composer.
He's a writer.
He is a guitarist.
He's a lover.
He was a drug addicted bar hopping clubber.
He now works in a grocery and takes long relaxing walks.
HE IS THE FAMOUS ITAY MATOS.
The Famous Itai Matos is a world famous poet!
by morgan moom October 31, 2008
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the matas

a really little quote little dance move that involves being Italian
my man just came into the matas like a beast
by mr.im just that much better January 6, 2022
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The Mates

The Mates are a group of boys who are known as 'the mates' for their most used and most popular pharse, 'maaaaaaaaaaaaate!!' This is a greating pharse and is used when each member sees one another. They are the rivals of the 'Rolling killers' aka 'rk'. Also known by the un-named crew as 'rollin bum boys, rollin cunts, group masturbation crew...' etc. The mates were founded by crew members Dom, also known as 'Dom-maaaaate'. The mates have many other random pharses and words which have gained them ridicule from other crews.
THE MATES PHARESES
dom mate!!
corfa mate!!
rape ass!!
tusk-mund!!
rape seed!!
ledge!!
mate!!
you /do/don't loads (this is said to anyone at any time to disagree with them e.g.
LEM-i don't care
CORFA-you do loads!!!!!)

extra emphaisis is used what evry they say.
by Unknown69 July 26, 2008
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Manos: the Hands of Fate

Voted number 1 for worst movies on IMDB. It is a true work of art and you have to be with friends to appreciate all the awkward silences and every thing Torgo does in the movie is pure gold.
Manos is a movie sooooo bad that it is hilarious
by m-dubya May 31, 2005
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"Manos" The Hands of Fate

A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.

Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.

A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Proof that fertilizer sales people should never be allowed to make their own films.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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