The Kraken 

The Kraken is a popular term for weird physics glitches in video games, it appears in Kerbal space program most often, but may appear in other games.

"Spinning Jebediah at 1000 km/h summoned The Kraken!"

The Kraken by poptre November 24, 2018

The Kraken 

A nickname for the repulsive ass of one of your particularly large friends. Just pray you never see the eye. Nobody has ever seen its eye and lived to tell the tale.

Dude, put your pants back on, i don't want to sit here and look at The Kraken.

The Kraken by ihatebuffering March 20, 2011

The Kraken 

When you take a girl (or boy whatever the fuck you're into) into a restroom of a bar or club. You go into the stall to have sex. Have your partner face the toilet. While your partner is orgasming dunk their head into the toilet and flush it, whilst saying RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!! Invented by the band Looking Glass. And you wonder why Brandi was so popular.

Best results with used or unflushed toilet.

-MJB & JO

Dude I was so drunk last night I accidentally walked into the women's bathroom. There was this girl with a skirt and no panties puking into the toilet. So I helped her out and gave her the Kraken. That sobered her up a bit.

The Kraken by mattybecks521 June 28, 2011

The Kraken 

Andrew H. Leitao's penis. while abnormally large in size and girth, it unfortunately does not live in the ocean and destroy ships for davy jones. it is in his pants and destroys vaginas. see also mandingo

" when andy has nekkid time, he unleashes The Kraken". or is also stated to unwilling bed time victims, but only in a liam neeson voice.

The Kraken by lomac15109 March 8, 2011

The Kraken 

The Kraken is a term for a very huge shit that rips your asshole and makes it bleed.

Hey Lennon , i shat out The Kraken yesterday.

Oh cool, how big was it.

about 12 inches and 10cm wide.

The Kraken by Vtexis May 30, 2019

The Kraken 

A sex move when an individual sticks their head in the asshole of a female and their feet in the vagina and jiggle their arms around while making a muffled screeching noise.

Man 1: Yo bro my girl is hella dead from last night.

Man 2: Why?

Man 1: I realeased the kraken.

Man 2: Holy shit, I need to try it.

The Kraken by A hairy man with crusy nips July 26, 2018

The Kraken 

The gay sexual act of getting gang banged by twelve big black cocks, all slapping against the victim's (usually a white man's) face.

Jeremy was just minding his own business, when all of a sudden, twelve big, muscular, naked black men stepped out of the shadows and was then victim of The Kraken.

The Kraken by AppleShark93 January 30, 2025