the john cena
josh cube: yo bro, i gave that bitch a wicked the john cena
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four
the john cena by Shit-face June 29, 2008
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The John Cena
When you fuck your bitch into the poohole, you aks her :"who's the champ ?" Then she'll probably answer: "You are !"
Then you just turn her around slap her with your cock in the face and scream: "No! Its John Cena!" Start humming the melody and smack her to the ground with your dick.
Then you just turn her around slap her with your cock in the face and scream: "No! Its John Cena!" Start humming the melody and smack her to the ground with your dick.
Yo ma bich who's the Boss ?
YOU !
*smack with cock*
No JOHN CENA is !!!!
*start humming the John cena melody*
*smack with cock to the ground*
Now you've succesfully performed the John Cena move.
YOU !
*smack with cock*
No JOHN CENA is !!!!
*start humming the John cena melody*
*smack with cock to the ground*
Now you've succesfully performed the John Cena move.
The John Cena by Mr. Avocado January 12, 2016
The John Cena
When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.
(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)
I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.
(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)
I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.
The John Cena by Johnny Blaze -v- January 20, 2016
The John Cena
The John Cena is when a girl is riding you, and you start to cum. She doesn't know as you are yelling as loud as you can "U can't c me"
I was fucking this shawty last night , she rode my dick like a wave pool. Sh started to orgasm just as I was cumming in her that. I gave her the John Cena and started yelling "U can't C me"
The John Cena by Dutch Bologna August 17, 2018
The John Cena
When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
The John Cena by Muddcutie February 18, 2022
The John Cena Affect
The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!
Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her
Home Boy: Yesterday
Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her
Home Boy: Yesterday
Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
The John Cena Affect by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017
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