Where a person inserts one finger in a woman's vagina whilst two fingers enter her anus.
Lovingly Known As:
One in the pink, two in the stink.
One in the fun, two in the bun.
etc.
(just reverse all of the sayings for the shocker)

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

taking 3 inhales off of a smoking device.
typically cigars or cigarettes with small groups.
Derived from the late great Dale Earnhardt, Sr.