The holy shit
When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off
The holy shit by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
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The Holy Shit
When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
The Holy Shit by user31415 January 12, 2021
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the holy shits • Holy Shit The Fridge! • Holy shit the vibes • Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! • Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! • Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That • HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: • holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore • the holy trinity • The Holy Bible
Holy Shit The Fridge!
When you just want some damn orange juice out of the fridge and when you open the refrigerator the whole entire door comes off with it causing you to fall on your coccyx.
Anything and everything involving a fridge.
Something to say if you are surprised, angry, scared etc..
Anything and everything involving a fridge.
Something to say if you are surprised, angry, scared etc..
I'm just going to the some orange ju-- HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE
Person 1: Hey do you remember that part of the movie when that guy was hiding behind the fridge and....
Person 2: HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE!
Julia: OMG are you okay?
Torrey: I'm okay. But the fridge... holy shit.
Person 1: Hey do you remember that part of the movie when that guy was hiding behind the fridge and....
Person 2: HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE!
Julia: OMG are you okay?
Torrey: I'm okay. But the fridge... holy shit.
Holy Shit The Fridge! by Torrencial September 14, 2011
Holy shit the vibes
When the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual to post/receive. This means that it's either the individual who posts the vibes are unexpectedly posting the vibes, therefore overwhelming the individual receiving, or that the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual that they must require a "holy shit" before "the vibes". It is usually a mixture of both with different percentages.
Holy shit the vibes by koga tomoe July 3, 2020
Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!
As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021
Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That
When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"
Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"
Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"
Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011
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