The Hey 

The most terrible STD ever. You'll wish you were dead. Suicide only works 26% of the time to cure this affliction.

Person 1: Dude you have the Hey!
Person 2: Please kill me...out of mercy

The Hey by Sim_Rus March 16, 2010

the Hey Mister Game 

The game played by minors in an attempt to find a twenty-one year old to buy them booze. Rarely successful, however most juvenile delinquents do it at least once in their lifetimes.

Teenager 1: "My older sister said she'd be willing to buy for us."

Teenager 2: "I hope she doesn't flake, otherwise we'll have to play the Hey Mister Game."

the Hey Mister Game by icameasarat September 17, 2009

The "hey man" 

A greeting originally coined by the St. Express. It is followed by an endless array of words, without any regard for conversational traction.

St. Express : "Hey man"
Random Recipient: *runs for his life

St. Express: "Hey man"
Random recipient (RR): "hi" (Oh no I just got presented with The "hey man"
St. Express: "yeah so I just talked to the owner of a hardware store in Malibu, he asked me if I wanted to work for him. LOL. I was like yeah there is NO WAY. I mean the weather is nice and all, but I am just no good with hardware. You know what I'm saying?"
St. Express: "I was talking to him after last week's meeting with the board of a local charity I'm involved in. He's not actually in the charity but he wanted to get involved, and all of a sudden he just offers me the job, right of the bat"
St. Express: "But I said yeah Dan, because that's his name. Actually I think it's his middle name, his first name is John but he doesn't like to be called that so he lets people call him Dan. Frankly I don't think John is a too bad name. I mean, John Wayne? Right?! Yeah, no so he prefers Dan."
St. Express: "So I said Dan; listen. I know I got many talents; but selling hardware isn't one of them. Thank you for your offer, I am flattered by it. I will pass it on to some friends of mine who are better at that sort of thing."
etc.

The "hey man" by men at work May 27, 2013

what the hey 

The most useless catchphrase known to man, much more so than "wocka wocka wocka" or "criminy jim-jim." Yes, some grungabiliacs might think "what the hey" originated in that childfest "The Suite Life of Zakkh and Cody," or in the frequently asked questions (FAQ'z, if you will) on "Weird Al" Yankovic's website, or even in a modest but kinda mediocre "Far Side" cartoon by that King of Cartoons "Gary Larson"--but the truth is that "what the hey" was devised by the Rev. Oral McJorrity to keep Satan's House off Christian tongues. (hell)

"What the hey was in those popsickles?"
"Tobacco, marijuana, cocaine, heroin, LSD, PCP, ecstasy, and um, toxic waste to give it the color."
"Oh my jeez! That's fudgin' bad!"

-A chat between a McJorrity man and a not-so McJorrity man.

what the hey by Dead Cousin Ted January 13, 2008

Hit the hey 

When you say "hey" to people on AIM, gChat or any other chatting mechanism, and then forget about that window and never respond to anything they say.

Versus "hit the hay"

Man, I was hoping Sophie liked me, but she just hit the hey and never said anything after I asked her what was up.

Hit the hey by raqm February 3, 2009

who said what in the hey now? 

what did you just say?

I thought you just called my mother a cunt? Who said what in the hey now?

who said what in the hey now? by shoop April 21, 2006

What the Hey-Hey! 

The mommy-friendly way of saying what the actual fuck when you know that children are present. (Usually used by blogger mommies.)

Rachel: My husband slept with his secretary.
Jess: What the Hey-Hey!

What the Hey-Hey! by Izzy_M101 February 22, 2021