The grid

Florida slang for let’s fight.

Tell jit to come outside and step in the grid

by Flawda boi June 6, 2022

The Grid

Nickname for gay dating app Grindr. Used in reference to the display of profiles as tiles on a scrollable grid.

Tommy: I was on the grid and 281 people viewed my profile since I changed my display name from ‘Tommy’ to ‘Big Ol’ Willy.’
Ollie: Tommy, you’re a slut and we love you for it.

by bigolwilly December 24, 2019

The Grid

A grotesque and dismal place made up of politics, mainstream news, Joe Rogan, kid diddlers, celebrities, woke folk, credit card reward points, fast food, porn, social media arguments, the lottery, health advice from the obese, billboards that strongly suggest if you don't think obese women are beautiful then you are racist, The Big Bang Theory, covid, plant meat, and Black Friday. It is where Gridders live happily unhappy- leading fearful, depressing lives. On The Grid, everyone wants to have a mental illness and Flat Screen TVs are a measure of success.

"Damn dude, that joke is funny. It's too bad you can't say funny jokes when youre on The Grid."

by Linklage January 14, 2022

the grid

The term used by iPhone and iPod touch owners to refer to one of the best iPhone porn cites that is out. The website iphoneporngrid.com has an interface much like the aplication isteamy for jailbroken iPhones by Codegenocide. This website may become less frequently veiwed if Adobe creates a porting of flash for the iphone with the release of the appstore and the 2.0 upgrade on July 11.

Sorry I didn't call you back, I was busy jacking on the grid.

by The iphone pimp June 18, 2008

The Grid

The name for where Section D work (from the BBC television series Spooks)

Harry returned back to the Grid

by dosalmhhrs December 28, 2009

Taking Roy off the grid

Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.

Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

by yoj!mbo July 15, 2015

Fall off the grid

To (seemingly) disappear from the face of the earth
Disappear to a place one would be very unlikely to be found.

What happened to Tom? I haven't talked to him since ten years ago.

Last time I heard, he got caught up in a drug-related arrest. Somehow escaped from prison and was forced to fall off the grid, probably somewhere in the Amazon Rainforest living with them Natives by now.

by Ch4lk April 24, 2010