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the glove 

To give some one the glove is basically to screw them over or put them in a compromised position. ALso it can be used when someone has been given a task requiering much manual labour. The glove can be given to anyone at anytime for anything. It can also be used like this: "I've been gloved".
Frank: Looking at a huge pile of bricks he must move says" "I think i just got handed the glove"

Frank: I've been gloved.

Boss: I'm gonna give u the glove.
the glove by George_Glover May 29, 2007
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the glove 

push your fist into the anus, then slowly stretch out your hand like you would in a latex glove
chelsea says fisting is nothing till youve felt the glove
the glove by jeajeajeajea August 8, 2007

The Glove 

The Glove is the evil archnemisis of stoners everywhere. He is a metaphysical representation of anti-stoners, and he is always out to get you. his minions come in many forms, so be wary lest he initially deceives you.
I believe that suspicious gas station attendant was a minion of the glove!
The Glove by Jarvis Dimambrosauce February 17, 2008

the glove 

Defn: Another name for the game plan for a night. The plans for any situation.

Derived from the nickname of longtime NBA player, Gary Payton, whose nickname is the Glove, and whose initials are GP. GP = Game Plan or Gary Payton = The Glove.
roommate 1: Hey man, what's the glove for tonight?

roommate 2: Let's drink some beers, watch American Gladiators, then go to the bar.
the glove by Kelly, Brian February 11, 2008

smell the glove 

an album and song by spinal tap.
i was listening to smell the glove that day i crappedmy pants.

smacking the glove 

Dude 1: "I am so bored at work today. Cover for me, I'll be smacking the glove in the restroom."
Dude 2: "Will do my man. Enjoy!"

washing the glove 

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.
Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.
washing the glove by smackmondo February 19, 2018
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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