The Genie

When you succumb to an explosive form of diarrhea on the toilet. The force of which causes you to levitate like a genie above the toilet.

Oh man I ate a dodgy kebab last night and was on the toilet doing the genie all night.

by Genie Lover July 24, 2012

The Genie

When the male or female holds a flaming torch in their left hand and rubs the ass cheek of the other with their right hand. Then they fart, blowing the flame of the torch.

The reason me and Mariah have burn marks, is because we pulled "The Genie" last night.

by Tootiel December 27, 2017

The genie has arrived

This phenomenon occurs immediately after a person has taken a hit from a bong, pipe, bowl, apple or any apparatus that can be used to smoke marijuana. The sensation after exhale can produce feelings of euphoria, blankness or a clouding of the mind, and stupidity. Physical symptoms may vary.

That was such a big hit! The genie has arrived.

by Joisa February 1, 2010

summoning the genie

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.

I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!

by FauxFoe February 15, 2018

Release the Genie

The act of rubbing your ass to release gas.

Was going to a party and my gf warned in the car ride - “DO NOT release the genie tonight”.

by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021

Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.

Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.

by Bordchef May 24, 2013

Summoning-the-genie

Verb:

1: Refers to when a male rappidly and aggressively rubs his dick with an open hand until something comes out.

"Mom, stay out of my room when I'm summoning-the-genie!!"

by Hawndarrzlinkplitzx February 27, 2018