The Fixer

Somebody who fixes everybodie's problems, whether they be friends, (more than friends), or strangers....the fixer is forever in the "friend" zone as somebody that can be turned to for advice or assistance.

Hey ( the fixer ) *cute girl calling*, can you pick me up from a party and drive me home to my parents'?

Hey ( the fixer ) *another cute girl calling*, my bf is a douche and I need advice, you're a good guy...can u give me advice???

Hey ( the fixer ) *buddy calling*, I'm having trouble with my gf and i need advice...

by barleyboy December 11, 2012

Tony The Fixer

Common name of Antonin Scalia, United States Supreme Court Justice. Tony fixed the 2000 US Presidential Election by stopping the vote recount in Florida and handing the presidency to George Walker Bush.

Tony has fixed other things, as well. Such as in 2004 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rejected a request that he remove himself from a case about Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force after their recent duck-hunting trip raised questions about his impartiality.

"Since I do not believe my impartiality can reasonably be questioned, I do not think it would be proper for me to recuse," he said in a 21-page opinion.

Tony The Fixer always wanted to have met Bennito Mussolini.

by J Snow February 5, 2010

The Fiery Cock

The sexual act of dipping the penis into Sirarcha sauce then receiving a blowjob while getting fingered in the ass. As your receiving the blowjob, flap your arms and make rooster noises.

"Dude, I heard a weird rooster noise coming from your room last night. What was going on in there?"

"Ahh nothing we just did The Fiery Cock"

by 24arod24 September 29, 2011

The Fiery Heart

The fourth book in the Bloodlines series, written by none other than Richelle Mead. The Bloodlines series is a spin off from the Vampire Academy series where the not so main character (Sydney Sage) becomes the main character. Bloodlines settings are still based in the Vampire Academy world and continues to include old and new characters of the Vampire Academy series. The Fiery Heart is said to be the steamiest novel in the Bloodlines series, think of 'Shadow Kissed' (Vampire Academy) and times that by 7 steamy.

George -"Have you read the Vampire Academy books yet?"
Roger - "Sure have, in fact I'm even up to date with the Bloodline series!"
George - "Me too! I'm waiting for The Fiery Heart!"
Roger - "I bet The Fiery Heart will be heaps better than Shadow Kissed!"

by BatmanWithADeepVoice August 19, 2013

The fiery fist o' pain

Puttin your meat on the table, spread icyhot on your knuckles and you pound it into the table

I was doing the fiery fist o' pain last night, it got warmer in there real quick

by thecoon768 February 5, 2010

The Fiery Menace Animated

The Fiery Menace Animated, commonly known as TFMA, created in 2018 by the creator of Vitamin's Lost Brother, is a non-fiction comic character who wields great power. Due to being the God of may universes, one of them including the Multiverse, TFMA has proven to be the strongest being to ever exist, going beyond the highest possible digit and infinity combined. TFMA is described as a normal-looking stick figure who wears a top hat. He is sometimes seen inverted, but we have yet to figure that out. TFMA has appeared in every comic written by the maker of TFMA. This is known as The TFMA Franchise. The TFMA Movie is also related to TFMA and his franchise, but this is still in the making after 4 years.

The Fiery Menace Animated could floor literally any video game character.

by Vitamin's Lost Brother December 8, 2022

The Fiery Fuck

The act of lighting your middle on fire (usually with alcohol at a party) and presenting it to an individual. This act is a banterful insult often done amongst friends.

-Alex and James are friends at a party-

Alex: James come over here you pussy

*James prepares the fiery fuck and presents it to Alex*

James: Fuckoff dog

by tricky175 November 21, 2016