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The day after tomorrow

1) Not today, or tomorrow, but the next day.
2) A hollywood screenplay focusing on the dawn of a new ice age and the end of civilization as we know it.
3)Weed.

1)The day after tomorrow is two freaking days away.
2) Woe, that movie could be good, except it's way unrealistic about a lot of things
3)Hey man, lets go smoke the day after tomorrow...it's crazy shit.

The day after tomorrow by w00t July 21, 2004

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The Day After Tomorrow

Ok. I have to say this, but why doesn't English have a word for the day after tomorrow?! The day after tomorrow is a way of saying in 2 days. Other languages have a way of saying this phrase that does not require FOUR. WHOLE. WORDS.

German: übermorgen.
Italian: dopodomani.
Dutch: overmorgen.
However, we need a PHRASE. This is the same case of "The Day Before Yesterday." WE NEED TWO NEW WORDS FOR THIS!! I use, personally, "Tommoress" and "Yesteress". By the way, if you are here for the film with a namesake of this phrase, look elsewhere, sorry if this is not what you seeked. So, here is my personal proposal on how to fix this:

Tomorrow = Tomorrow
Today = Today
Yesterday = Yesterday
2 new words would be introduced: Tommoress, (2 Ms and 1 R) and Yesteress.
In 2 Days = Tommoress
2 Days Ago = Yesteress
But, what about 3, 4, 5, 6, etc. days ago, or in 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, etc. days?
In 3 Days = 3 tommoress
In 4 Days = 4 tommoress
(etc.)
3 Days ago = 3 yesteress
4 days ago = 4 yesteress
(etc.)
LETS ADD THESE TWO WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY!!!

I am going for a run on the day after tomorrow.
I got married on the day before yesterday.
I ate pizza yesteress.
There is a party tommoress.
I am playing a basketball day 16 tommoress.
I went to Rome 9 yesteress.
I dyed my hair 7 days ago.
I will eat at a restaurant in 8 days.
Dopodomani mangerò fritto. (Italian)

The Day After Tomorrow by zsti April 15, 2023

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the day after tomorrow

A rather complicated and overly stupid and tiring way of saying "Wednsday".
Said by people who doesn't know how to say the days of a week, or who doesn't know which weekday it is.

An idiot trying to sounds dramatic and special.

"what are you doing on the day after tomorrow?"
"wednsday?"
"yeah, the day after tomorrow"
"Wednsday!...you're a retard"

the day after tomorrow by SuperWay July 16, 2006

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The Day After Tomorrow

Good book by Allan Folsom (not about global warming)

Man you read The Day After Tomorrow

Yeah, that book is the shit, its got everything

The Day After Tomorrow by Joe99008 August 4, 2006

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The Day after tomorrow

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, You get: Dennis Quaid with a bad dye job, New York getting a thorough high colonic (By Mr Freeze) and the best junk science the Hollywood elites can muster. In general, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" with an exhorbitant effects budget>

I have had better written bowel movements than "The Day After Tomorrow".

The Day after tomorrow by mj_oblio November 6, 2004

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