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The Dalton

When there’s a sudden onset of erectile dysfunction as a result of gods will
The date was going great until the Lord himself said, ‘You shouldn’t do this bro,’ and he got The Dalton

The Dalton

When there’s a sudden onset of erectile dysfunction as a result of gods will
The date was going great until the Lord himself said, “No bro, you shouldn’t,” and he got The Dalton.

The Dalton Academy Warblers 

First seen on the t.v. show Glee, the Warblers are professional life-ruiners and perfect human beings.
Members of the Dalton Academy Warblers are Riker Lynch, Curt Mega, Jon Hall, etc

The Dalton Stop 

When somebody is being pathetic in a social network argument and you end the sentence with a full-stop, signifying a mark of dominance over the counter part
Shermly: ur so stupidd omgggg y r u doin dis
Amy: Piss off.
The full stop (The Dalton Stop) indicates the end of the conversation and the assertion of dominance
The Dalton Stop by AJR888 June 4, 2013

Dalton The Dummy 

If you’ve met a fool they will look like Einstein next to him. Dalton can’t be thankful for the many things he gets. Even thought this person is annoying they are always the favorite child and could stop a whole family from moving to I don’t know Tennessee.
Dalton the dummy can’t understand how lucky he is

What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements? 

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means
how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?
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