the cum burglar

he comes into your bedroom at 3am and steals ur cum

bro the cum burglar took my cum, he has a nice ass tho

by 31498765 May 27, 2021

Cum Burglar

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.

That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!

by Canada Chris September 8, 2006