The Croft

When you have sexual inter-course and then the female explodes with her period all over, EVERYWHERE!

dude i juss got the croft last night..

by DaddyCroft123 March 30, 2009

The croft

A run down trailer park below the neversink reservoir that is more unsafe then the Bronx at night

Foxcroft village also known as The croft is a run down trailer park that has drug addiction, brother on sister / cousin on cousin screwing, beer drinking rednecks along with humping your neighbors when the spouse leaves to go to welfare to collect food stamps. At times young girls would know on your trailer window at 2am to give you a blow job. This place is more dangerous than the children of the corn

by Spunky5 August 24, 2022

Cracked at the craft

Something Minecraft streamer and YouTuber Awesamdude says. It annoys fellow streamer Tubbo, and we con only assume it means "Im good at ___".

Awesamdude- Im cracked at the craft.
Tubbo- Oh my gosh stop

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Get on the crafting table

Want to give head to your homie on the minecraft crafting table

Steve get on the crafting table a ha ha

by Pastellyle July 1, 2020

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is a minecraft roleplaying server populated by a couple hundred socially depraved teens on the internet. The server is owned by Tythus, who spends thousands of dollars on steam and likes to pop on the server to do nothing. The server hosts several inside-joke memes, such as "Edgy" "Toxicity" and also possesses it's own brand of "memes" made by the playerbase. Ave Oren heretics.

Person 1: Yo, have you played Lord of the craft?
Person 2: Nah, I don't enjoy minecraft roleplay servers where tons of teens play.

Guy 1: How's your character on Lord of the Craft going?
Guy 2: Good, good. He's developing at a decent pace.

by LotC is Cancer April 7, 2015

Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is where catfishes and autistic children go to play without parents permission and is home to famous "eRP". The server is filled with 12 year olds who can't even type a proper sentence without "edgy" "lmao" "kappa" or "lol".

This is also a place where certain people pretend to be a horse, and end up fucking another horse infront of 20 people, then gets banned for it, but because one of the GMs (Cappy) got a good wank to it, the horse raper was unbanned.

"Hey im a hot 16 year old girl lol lets erp lol whats ur skype lol"
"ok lol, i'm only 13 kappa is that ok lol"
"lol ok lol ur edgy kappa"

Lord of the Craft is also know as LOTC.

by FuckyFuckFucker September 19, 2016