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the conjuring 

A terrifying fucken movie made on a high ass fucken budget god damn fucken annabell doll its also a fag ass demon who takes it up the ass and trys to kill kids
I'm having nightmares because of the conjuring
the conjuring by slydog24 October 16, 2013
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The Conjuring 

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
basements even scarier then they already were
I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then...
The Conjuring by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

conquering the worm 

A phrase originating from the book "Dune" by Frank Herbert. The Phrase also appears in the song "Dragula" by Rob Zombie. It means to overcome an obstacle that seems impossible or daunting to accomplish. It can be used to describe a personal goal for someone or a daunting task that needs to get accomplished.
-I finished the marathon, I conquered the worm.

-Climbing Mount Everest truly is conquering the worm.

-He passed his bar exams, way to conquer the worm.

Conquering the World 

Selecting a timeframe in which you and your "wingmen" try to sleep w/ as many different women from as many different countries and ethnicities as possible. Each time you sleep w/ a new nationality, you have conquered that country. If the girl is not officially from the country being conquered and it's just part of her heritage, you must incorporate a physical item from that country in the act of sex to make it official (i.e. Ireland and Lucky Charms, France and wine, Canada and maple syrup, etc).
Hollywood, this is Iceman.....we need to become conquistadors for the summer and begin conquering the world one vagina at a time

Consuming The Media 

A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".
Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"

Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"

Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"

Conquering the Queen 

When a man simultaneously urinates between the squatted legs of his partner.
I ended up conquering the Queen before we worked one out last night!
Conquering the Queen by Ocouple339966 November 21, 2020

Conquering the Four Horsemen

When a man or a woman takes loads from four different ethnicities from the four corners of the world within a 24 hour period.
I took a load earlier today from an asian, a hispanic, and a white dude. I am one black dick away from conquering the four horsemen. Do you know any black dudes that are DTF?
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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