the closet
the closet by Jigglypuff12 June 1, 2015
Words you can keep
The Closet
A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.
He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…
The Closet by Yaziyo March 5, 2008
The Closet
A place for all the baby gays so increase their gayness, and when they leave the closet they will be a grown up gay and be comfortable in their gayness 🌈🌈
Oh my god you see a baby gay in its natural habitat peeking out of the closet, now walking out, now shutting the closet door. And now that gay is burning that closet with their beautiful rainbow fire. THE END🌈🌈🌈!
The Closet by Infamousemosquad✌🏼️ June 24, 2016
The Closet
The Closet by Nichabopalas December 10, 2021
The Closet Whores
An awesome band started in Scottsdale, Arizona by Ellen and Jared when they were 16. Album comes out soon!
"Hey do you know any bands that sounds like-"
"Yeah, The Closet Whores"
"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"
"Didn't need to."
"Yeah, The Closet Whores"
"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"
"Didn't need to."
The Closet Whores by wh0opwh0op January 2, 2012
the closet is fucking glass
lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???
the closet is fucking glass by iamlexiv December 6, 2023
the closet is glass
is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
the closet is glass by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
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