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Tim: It hurts when i piss
John: You got the fuckin clap from Dan's Mom.
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Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life – sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.
I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat.
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the sound of your palm hitting your forehead when you realize that sweet innocent little teen was a petri-dish for gonorrhea
by Alina September 03, 2004
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Nick name for disease Ghonoreah , comes from the noise when back in civil war where they would breakup the puss build up by banging the butt of their rifles on the penis laying on a table.
Bang! Bang! Bang!

Another case of that nasty stuff.

ya, you shoulda kept away from that dirty whore.
by Wix March 03, 2004
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gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra
Ugh, dude you have the clap!
by Matt January 05, 2004
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A term used for the sexually transmitted disease, gonorrhea. The name β€œclap” stems from the French word clapoir, which means brothel.
Be careful when associating with loose women, for you may contract the clap.
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