The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021
Get the black guy's Christmasmug. That one guy who likes to think he's spreading Christmas cheer but in reality he's trying too hard and failing in the mean time
I'm the Christmas guy
by Ya.Boi November 4, 2017
Get the the christmas guymug.