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Pormped in the bort 

The future past perfect tense of pumped in the butt.
By tomorrow you will have had been pormped in the bort.
Pormped in the bort by EgonD October 10, 2010

The Bortnik Effect 

When someone is so utterly awesome and cultured and refined in the most west coast hipster kind of way that you can't help wanting to Facebook stalk him/her until ya'll are besties, possibly more....
He is so fucking extra, He is having The Bortnik Effect on me, it's fucking spiritual!

The bortolussi

The bortolussi is a fun new device invented by a man named Chris defer. The bortolussi is a portable wind tunnel showing how aerodynamic an object is.
I used the bortolussi today to see how aerodynamic Michael’s hair is.
The bortolussi by MarcusGolf99 March 31, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Borthering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"<.7.9.7.6.>

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026