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The best girlfriend ever 

The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Liv! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!
“Who’s the best girlfriend ever”

“It’s liv of corse!”
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the best girlfriend ever 

She understands insecurity and reassures me before I have a chance to feel insecure. She takes pleasure in making me happy. She is exceptional at balancing my "male ego". She lets me be a man while retaining her female independence. She shares the things she holds most dear. I don't believe she is aware that I see the walls she has around her heart. But I do see them and that she is slowly letting me in. She's been hurt before and despite some fear she is willing to love and to be loved. She sees the light in the world but accepts the dark. She has a view on things that I'm nearly incapable of having on my own. She constantly opens my eyes to them. She is full of random facts and shares them. She's a bit nerdy. She uses some words I have to look up. She knows her weaknesses and plays to her strengths to combat them. She sees solutions rather than problems. She isn't quick to anger. She isn't quick to judge. She isn't quick to assume. She debates with a mind open to change and admits when she is wrong. She can laugh at herself and does so often. She truly is a unique beauty in a sea of ordinary. She smiles and I melt. She pouts and i give in. She laughs and I laugh. She cries because she is sad and I hold her tight and just let her cry. She is a light in this world and will forever change the people she meets. She is fierce and determined.Why do I spoil her? Because she deserves it. She always has and always will. She is Jenny E...the best girlfriend ever.
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The best girlfriend ever 

The one that can always cheer you up,the one that makes you happy,the one that can your day around,the one that loves you for who you are,and she makes a good Stromboli.
Wow Becca is the best girlfriend ever and I love her so much!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026