bammer bammer bammer

1. noun - A state of being so heavily intoxicated, usually from multiple days of drinking without sleep, that only a modified version of hammered will do

2. verb - To get into mindset stated above

3. celebratory - Mainly an exclamation about how hard you or someone like you is partying.

1. Polar Bear got me so bammer bammer bammered that they kicked me out of the bars...at 11:30 AM.

2. Fuck it just buy the bottle of 151. Tonight we're getting bammer bammer bammered.

3. Bammer bammer bammer, I'm fucking hammered!

by Carbondalien February 25, 2011

Bammered

Being drunk or intoxicated with a bang.

Last night we got so bammered, we tried to break into Jean Michael's house.

by Kokokeka October 09, 2008

Bammer

A bammer(s) is a sock(s) from the dryer with no match.

Honey our pile of bammers just keeps growing.

Him)My socks look like this because I'm wearing two bammers.
Her) Don't do that, or we'll continue to have bammers in every laundry load.

by Aquaman004 April 15, 2007

Bammer

A Bammer is some one who randomly sends nudes.

you are sitting a family dinner and you get a snap and open it BAM it’s a nude and she a bammer

by pey_pey_can_nae_nae June 18, 2019

bammer

Someone who says something stupid, does something stupid, or dresses stupid.

Also applies with "Bammer of the week"

Yuppi whiteboy you are our number one contenda fo bammer of da week.

by beyondferocity July 08, 2003

Bammer

Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.

Now that the University of Alabama's football program has won a few games, the Bammers grow more insufferable by the day.

by MacBayBay68 September 23, 2010

Bammer

a word used to insult someone.Instead of calling women a female dog or slut.This word can be used for a male or female.

Most of Stacys' friends at the yard are a bunch of bammers.
You are being such a bammer.
My ex-girlfriend Brittany is the biggest bammer i ever met!!!

by knobs one a.k.a. mrEmolitov July 03, 2008