Saw the Alien 

To become aware of the greater reality of a situation through witnessing a life-changing and sudden truth that had previously been considered inconceivable.

Obama decided not to close Guantanamo Bay after he became president and he saw the alien. It turns out that the war on terror is a massive cover-up for alien activity in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I went to Carl's Jr. for a double six dollar burger until I saw the alien and noticed how many calories it had.

Saw the Alien by dizzyhayride January 7, 2011

Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)

I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!

Surfing with the Alien by Strimbles June 11, 2024

The Shawnee Alien 

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025

“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”

The Shawnee Alien by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy 

i dont know lol

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy by absdfg June 12, 2024

communicating with the aliens 

when someone is next to you and they talk really loud for no reason.

when you are walking down the street with a friend and you guys are talking and the person starts talking really loud for no reason which makes it look like their communicating with the aliens

communicating with the aliens by lukeperrybomb September 24, 2009

The Aliens 

Intelligent beings (maybe even people) from far away who are beyond us in every way imaginable. That's all we really know about them. And if they were hostile/wanted to "kill us all", they would have done it already.

Jeff: Did you see that light in the sky? How did it move so quickly?
Adam: That was an Unidentified Flying Object, maneuvered by the aliens.

The Aliens by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

the aliens

the aliens are the aliens. (no but this is based off a true story down below)

one summer in 2024..
*me and friend talking*
Me: and then they come to space

Friend: like the aliens!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*kid turns around*
Kid: wait..

Kid: t-t-t-the aliens?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👁️👄👁️
*silence*
Me: uhh yeah?
Friend: ..
(and that was awkward)
(side note we were getting ice cream)

the aliens by school_chromebook_user January 9, 2026