The Agents are a big federal organization which hunts down outlaws and paranoid teenagers or adults
For a normal and sober person they are fictional or blend in very well in our world but actually they are rouge creations made by the ushevite
The only real way to know if the agents are hunting you is to be tripping balls. When you finally see them it is common to experience intense panic or paranoia for a few seconds, thinking that they will bust yo ass but this symptom can be easily avoided if you rush to a safe house
If you start to see The Agents even when you are completely sober it is likely that you suffer from the agent disease which can lead to non-stop paranoia, fear, nausea or the feeling to be non-stop high so you can sense the agents from a larger radius
For a normal and sober person they are fictional or blend in very well in our world but actually they are rouge creations made by the ushevite
The only real way to know if the agents are hunting you is to be tripping balls. When you finally see them it is common to experience intense panic or paranoia for a few seconds, thinking that they will bust yo ass but this symptom can be easily avoided if you rush to a safe house
If you start to see The Agents even when you are completely sober it is likely that you suffer from the agent disease which can lead to non-stop paranoia, fear, nausea or the feeling to be non-stop high so you can sense the agents from a larger radius
Doro: I am hungry wanna go grab something to eat?
Mario: Nah bro I think that the agents are coming for me I'm going home
Mario: Nah bro I think that the agents are coming for me I'm going home
by Bradorko March 24, 2019
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They save children, but not the British children.
They save children, but not the British children.
1) Creepers should never mess with the Agents, lest they they get powned like Cyrano de Bergerac powned Montfleury.
2) Agent L is so sexy, a greek man asked for a picture with her to prove she was real.
3) Every barista in the greater Pacific Northwest is infatuated with Agent E.
4) Agent H has been begged by the Queen never to return to the British Isles because of the flood of broken hearts she leaves in her wake. She is currently considering the plea. And planning another trip.
5) "Dude, I'm not going to mess with the biker guy with a rifle! He went to Harvard, and he's strangely sexy. He's way too Agent."
2) Agent L is so sexy, a greek man asked for a picture with her to prove she was real.
3) Every barista in the greater Pacific Northwest is infatuated with Agent E.
4) Agent H has been begged by the Queen never to return to the British Isles because of the flood of broken hearts she leaves in her wake. She is currently considering the plea. And planning another trip.
5) "Dude, I'm not going to mess with the biker guy with a rifle! He went to Harvard, and he's strangely sexy. He's way too Agent."
by Jujubear September 30, 2007
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The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)
Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.
The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)
Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.
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