yogurt

a very healthy thing. tastes good with the crunchy stuff! everyone should eat yogurt

ahh I don't have anything good to eat that's not fattening...
-eat yogurt!

by lalala January 08, 2005

The yogurt

Fucking CUM

Bitch the yogurt

by Big fat ASS July 05, 2018

yogurting

Eating yogurt

I can't talk right now, I'm yogurting.

by REDEX_2K3 April 15, 2020

yogurt

Space Balls character made to mock Yoda of Star Wars

Yogurt: "You must use the scwartz"

by NRB May 07, 2004

Yogurt

A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.

I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.

by PedoBear3000 August 09, 2019

Yogurt

Soft ass nigga/individual

Get out your feelings; always acting like a yogurt

by Westmade92 July 29, 2017

yogurt

What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

by IkeM November 02, 2003