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The Witcher 3 

The worst thing you could ever play, because once you do, it'll ruin every other game for you.
"Whats wrong with Dick? He hasn't logged onto steam in a month"
"Oh you haven't heard? He played The Witcher 3"
"NO! Not Dick!"
"I'm sorry."

The Witcher 3 

The Witcher 3 is the first game most people have played in the Witcher 3 series

The Wither 

A very badass boss you can optionally face in the indie sandbox video game, Minecraft. You place 4 blocks in a t-shape. Two stacked on top of eachother, and two on both sides. Then throw three wither heads on top of all that shit, and then boom! You have a kick-ass beast that will rip the shit out of you, unless you're properly prepared.
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The Wither by SwagCertified™ October 9, 2014

The Watcher 

(1) A horror movie.
(2) The minecraft bedrock server BrokenLens' anticheat system. Known for banning people for no reason, but cases like these are few and far in between. However, if you get banned by it you are screwed as the staff don't unban these type of people
(1) The Watcher is a 2016 movie.
(2) Brokenlens staff: "sorry, we don't unban people banned by the watcher"
The Watcher by A dying goat August 25, 2019

The witches kiss 

When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.
I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee

the watcher 

its a third uknown party whom always has their watchfull eye upon the other partys.... stays in the background but always knows whats going on! otherwise known as 'THE SAMMY WATCHER'
betty: whos that over ther, in the shodows?
clint:oh its probably just the watcher
jerry: oh no you didn't, you mean sammy watcher?
the watcher by steven morriss November 5, 2007