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shut-the-fuck-up-wich 

A sandwhich made for someone who was just complaining non stop about his wife not making him anything to eat for dinner.
Jon came over last night and after a half hour of bitching i went to the kitchen and made him a shut-the-fuck-up-wich.

The Wichita Wash-off 

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.
The Wichita Wash-off
The Wichita Wash-off by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009

The Wichita Switcheroo 

When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.
"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."

Up the Wichenford

Two large people having uncomfortable sex in the back of a small car in the lay-by of a small countryside village.
After a romantic valentines night Raymond took Sophie up the Wichenford
Up the Wichenford by matthew raymond February 27, 2008

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026