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shut-the-fuck-up-wich 

A sandwhich made for someone who was just complaining non stop about his wife not making him anything to eat for dinner.
Jon came over last night and after a half hour of bitching i went to the kitchen and made him a shut-the-fuck-up-wich.

The Wichita Wash-off 

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.
The Wichita Wash-off
The Wichita Wash-off by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009

The Wichita Switcheroo 

When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.
"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."

Up the Wichenford

Two large people having uncomfortable sex in the back of a small car in the lay-by of a small countryside village.
After a romantic valentines night Raymond took Sophie up the Wichenford
Up the Wichenford by matthew raymond February 27, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026