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the 7 habits of highly effective teens 

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.
guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist β€οΈπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ§‘
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.
Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song 

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

sabrina the teenage witch 

1. A prettymuch rad show, popular in the 90's, about a teenage witch, who lives a relatively normal life, learning lessons through her magic.
1. I'm Sabrina the teenage witch and I basically used to accidentally turn people into pineapples, but now I can toadally whip yo ass with Truth Sprinkles and stuffff. <3

the teenies 

The coined term for the new decade of 2010-2019, corresponding with the eighties, nineties, naughties, etc.
OMG, i can't believe we're in the teenies already!
the teenies by KangarooJack69 December 25, 2009