Ted is a well known clown who resides in New York city. He can be found hanging out with teenagers despite the fact that he is nearing senior citizenship.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
Dick Pound - Holy fuck! Is that an escaped mental patient?
Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011
Get the The Ted mug.This stems from the popular CBS sitcom, How I Met Your Mother. Ted Mosby and Robin Scherbatsky are eating a nice meal together after Ted breaks up with his "douche" of a girlfriend in Episode 17 of Season 4 of the previously stated sitcom when Robin gets an idea she decides to share with one of her very close friends, Ted.
Robin: "We should make a pact! If the years go by and we both turn 40 and we're still single-"
(Ted gets up, gets down on one knee and takes Robin's hand)
Ted: "Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my back up wife?"
Robin: (jokingly tearful) "A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes! Yes! A million times yes!"
So to paraphrase what it means to make The Ted & Robin Pact, you and somebody special decide that if both of you turn 40 and are still single, then you get together and avoid loneliness.
Of course, it is still within this definition to deviate away from the exact guidelines. Such as changing the age to 35 or even 30. This example is just to put the idea in anybody's mind because anybody may be interested in this "back up plan".
I must, however, state that if you do intend to make this pact with someone or just put the idea out there, please make sure both parties know what level of seriousness you are taking to this conversation. If one person is really serious and the other may just be kidding around, then the outcome could possibly be out of your best interest.
Be RESPONSIBLE.
Robin: "We should make a pact! If the years go by and we both turn 40 and we're still single-"
(Ted gets up, gets down on one knee and takes Robin's hand)
Ted: "Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my back up wife?"
Robin: (jokingly tearful) "A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes! Yes! A million times yes!"
So to paraphrase what it means to make The Ted & Robin Pact, you and somebody special decide that if both of you turn 40 and are still single, then you get together and avoid loneliness.
Of course, it is still within this definition to deviate away from the exact guidelines. Such as changing the age to 35 or even 30. This example is just to put the idea in anybody's mind because anybody may be interested in this "back up plan".
I must, however, state that if you do intend to make this pact with someone or just put the idea out there, please make sure both parties know what level of seriousness you are taking to this conversation. If one person is really serious and the other may just be kidding around, then the outcome could possibly be out of your best interest.
Be RESPONSIBLE.
Me and a female friend of mine actually made The Ted & Robin Pact and set the age at 35. This pact is surprisingly fun and uplifting to share with others seeing as, in this day and age, people often worry about whether or not they will end up with someone or they fear they will die alone.
by ledhotzepper June 5, 2010
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a play on girls in which you
1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on
1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on
by barney'splaybook June 9, 2013
Get the The Ted Mosby mug.Having sex in the Piledriver position (legs and rest of the body above the head) and coming down too hard and breaking your partner's neck
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the news about Mark going to jail for murder?
Guy 2: Yea, I heard he pulled The Ted Bundy on that girl
Guy 1: What a way to go.
Guy 2: Yea, I heard he pulled The Ted Bundy on that girl
Guy 1: What a way to go.
by Gojirasans_228 December 20, 2019
Get the The Ted Bundy mug.The misconception that a murderer couldn't be the real culprit, because of how beautiful they are. Most commonly seen with teen girls on apps like TikTok
"I heard James Campersonly was arrested for murder. Belle said he must be innocent because he looks pretty."
"Yeah, she's fallen victim to the Ted Bundy Effect."
"Yeah, she's fallen victim to the Ted Bundy Effect."
by IanNBF April 8, 2023
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Get the The Ted Cruz mug.Ted the caver is a fictional story written by a man named Ted.
Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.
This story is meant to scare individuals.
Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.
This story is meant to scare individuals.
by Caver Boy December 4, 2007
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