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f the t's 

to fuck the tits of a prefferably large breasted woman
"I want to f the t's" said Johnny.
"Not possible" replied his underdeveloped girlfriend Suzy.
f the t's by mattiaspeeas September 22, 2006

Dot the eyes and cross the T's 

When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.
Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?

A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.

dot the i's and cross the t's 

A workplace equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"
Often used by smooth talking business semi-professionals, who repeatedly fail to meet deadlines for producing important documents or reports.
"It's imperative to ensure we dot the i's and cross the t's. This attention to detail changes slacking to stacking, in terms of paperwork output"

The 3 T's 

Tits, Tushy, and Thighs: the ideal woman's body possesses each of these in a good shape and size.
Guy 1: "Yo I just scored with the hottest chick in the club last night, bro. You should see her. I bet you'll be jealous."
Guy 2: "That's cool and all but does she have the 3 T's?"
Guy 1: "I mean... I guess she has 2 out of the 3 T's."
Guy 2: "Then your claim is invalid."
The 3 T's by Fresh Timbs July 22, 2019

What's the T 

What's the trouble, what's the deal
It's getting late, and our rides not here. What's the t?
What's the T by Confusedyes May 7, 2009

What's the t 

Abbreviated sentence for "What's the tale?". Another phrase for the common phrase, "What't the deal?" or "What's the story?"
What's the t with Tommy and Brent?
What's the t by jupiter6921 January 8, 2010