Person 1: I bet you can't beat Ascension 20 heart in Slay the Spire Jorbs: You have no idea...
Baalorlord: *Emits dad vibes*
FrostPrime: "Slay the Spire, but you just lost that bet"
An entity of unclear orgin best known for the threat it poses to all of mankind, and possibly the world at large. The yellow spire is neither male nor female and is usually associated with the spires of buildings as opposed to the plant. One must be wary of the yellow spire at all times, lest he or she be smote by its awe-inspiring power. The yellow spire is to be treated with the utmost respect and seriousness.
the spires college is a wannabe school. it’s full of dirty skanks that role their skirts up so high u can see their flat af asses. full of chavs thinking they’re solid. all the girls act depressed like little fucking attention seekers.