An entity of unclear orgin best known for the threat it poses to all of mankind, and possibly the world at large. The yellow spire is neither male nor female and is usually associated with the spires of buildings as opposed to the plant. One must be wary of the yellow spire at all times, lest he or she be smote by its awe-inspiring power. The yellow spire is to be treated with the utmost respect and seriousness.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods