the seizure

(n.) The act of fucking your partner while shocking him/her with a tazer. This usually results in seizure-like convulsions during intercourse.

I was giving my girlfriend the seizure last night, and all of a sudden, she became epileptic.

by Greg6857 January 27, 2007

the seizure hand

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.

I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

by The shake and bake June 28, 2017

Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025