The Spa

A term used, mainly in homosexually friendly culture, to describe the event of smoking marijuana with a group of 2 to how ever many you would like of friends. Smoking is supposed to be a relaxing event, and most women and gays know of one specific place that is an all day relaxing event, and that is the spa...

"Girl I went to the Spa today, had a damn make-over...I smoked so hard that they fucking changed my life with a pedicure...the Spa was lovely..."

"Girl I was so fucking over life that I just need to have an appointment with the Spa...it relaxed me girl, it relaxed me..."

"I was so baked that I wasn't even at the Spa anymore, I was at a world class resort..."

by AimsJay December 30, 2009

The Spa-Cheemi Chin

When a male sits on a female's face, she licks his balls while he grinds his butthole on the point of her chin, leaving her with a mini-goatee.

Last night I gave your mom a Spa-Cheemi Chin !!

by Mike March 23, 2005

Going to the spa

Having a guy cum on your face.

A facial

I am going to the spa with that hot guy over there on our lunch break.

by Lysh June 16, 2007

take your lady to the spa

Popularized by Rie McClenny of BuzzFeed "taking your lady to the spa" is sharpening/ caring for your knife

Rie : "the reason you have to take your lady to the spa is to make sharp knife-"

by Just a Knife November 15, 2019

a day at the spa

a classy, work place appropriate term for a facial ie; getting a load blown on the face

i can't wait to treat you to a day at the spa

by cherryflavourednapalm September 10, 2010

Sin is the spawn of insolence

That to be sinful is a product of insolent behaviour and that from sin will spawn insolence.

John did not know that sin is the spawn of insolence and that he himself was a sinner and a fornicator.

by green923jade October 21, 2016

The Spanish Inquisition

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

by ImmaLumberjack November 14, 2010