When you have had just enough weed or alcohol and you are riding in that sweet spot. You feel good enough to converse with others, but removed enough that you are calm and happy. We all set sail in life, may the seas be calm.

I just had 2 shots and a gram of weed. The sea is calm

the sea is calm by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

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The Sea Cactus

The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.

Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"

The Sea Cactus by Friend Number 2 July 17, 2009

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The Sea Cucumber

A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.

"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"

The Sea Cucumber by Rev. Fatty McFatfat June 9, 2014

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The Sea Wall

The nickname of the future dominant NFL Seattle Seahawks offensive line. Post 2017.

Man, The Sea Wall sure is stout this year. Super Bowl!

The Sea Wall by TheSeaWall September 22, 2017

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