The girl that you've been dating for years and are now cheating on but won't leave you. She has no idea and believes everything you say. She also doesn't question spending entire weekends with your "friends".
Me: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend: The reserves planned a girl's night, so I told my reserve that I was going to hang out with you... You got me covered???
Friend: The reserves planned a girl's night, so I told my reserve that I was going to hang out with you... You got me covered???
by abramm24 March 25, 2009
Get the The Reserve mug.To travel around every Native reservation within a given province/or state and impregnate one in each reserve.
Dude 1: "Holy faaack dude, I just finished The Goddamn Reserve Challenge!"
Dude 2: "Fuck bro, you better be ready to be raped by child support."
Dude 2: "Fuck bro, you better be ready to be raped by child support."
by SnagginWagon March 29, 2015
Get the The Goddamn Reserve Challenge mug.Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.
I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.
by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011
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Get the off the reservation mug.by ClancyMan September 4, 2015
Get the Off the reservation mug.When one or more members of a group (temporarily or permanently) splinter off to do something or behave in a way seen as unfavorable by their peers.
Miles: Wheres Doug at and what with all the commotion?
Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.
Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.
Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.
Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends
Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.
Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.
Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.
Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends
Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
by Maxdout June 12, 2021
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Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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