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the proposal 

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.
After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.
the proposal by greenspan November 29, 2012
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The proposal 

The proposal is a sex position much similar to doggy style in which the the recipient is bent over on their knees. The donor however is on one knee and penetrates while proceeding to jirate their hips back and forth.
She just trying to save our marriage, let's try The proposal sex position and fuck it out, this is all it will take, she said.
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