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The Professor 

Riding a chick doggystyle wearing nothing but loafers and reading glasses. While upon ejaculation, yell out "that's an A+" and smack her ass with a yardstick.
Turtle: "I cannot wait to get that fenix back to the schoolhouse and show her the professor"

Barber: "Yeah, she's got that A+ talent"
The Professor by SallyBagsMcGee November 17, 2011

the professor 

The ruse of having a guy come over to fix something, with the real intention of having sex with him. Much the same way Marianne, Ginger, Mrs. Howell, and the Skipper, used to play the Professor on the ol' TV classic Gilligan's Island.
Elaine worked the professor on Newman. She had him come over to fix her mail slot, and he delivered all over her.
the professor by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

The Professor 

The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.
Did you see The Professor!? My skull literally exploded from her sheer attractiveness!
The Professor by wingedcurse August 3, 2022

the professor 

Street Balla from the And1 Mixtape Tour.
The professor just crosses a whole buncha cats and jaded them all.
the professor by hitokiri October 4, 2003

the professor 

A drink consisting of Champagne, gin, and ginger ale, served at room temperature sometimes served with a potato chip garnish. It is believed that this drink causes an ability for the enhancement of abstract thought or "4 spatial dimensionality." This drink is to be consumed while pondering the significance of distance proportional redshift in the expanding Universe. It is a drink favored by members of the Hungarian royal family.
Crown Prince Elemer Gombos took a sip of the professor and declared his tessarect to be nothing but a singularity.
the professor by Frank W. Dux January 3, 2007

The Professor 

A guy who you aren't participating friends w but your always nervous around him and have confusing feelings for him
I hate the professor so much but I dont know why im so nervous around him
The Professor by Rayford Campbell January 22, 2022