the pincher

when you pinch the top of your dick to avoid ejaculation, often holding it until a jizz rag or toilet is available.

yo i totally beat off in the car today.

howd you not make a mess?

i just used the pincher til i found some paper towels.

by The Assman January 24, 2008

The Minnesota Pincher

In which you carve a hole into a bowling ball below the finger holes, stick your dick in it, and ask a lady friend to go bowling. Similar to the Popcorn trick.

Travis, I just experienced the Minnesota Pincher

Dude, did you wait for bowling date #3?

Shit... Maybe I shouldn't have gone on a bowling date.

by Daman009 December 1, 2010

The Pitcher Plant

Noun- when you are just about to nut so you spread your foreskin apart (on the tip so it can catch it) and nut into the air so it falls into your foreskin, catching it like a pitcher plant catches a fly.

“Yo bro last night I was jacking off to hentai and I did The Pitcher Plant, it sucked to clean it out though.”

by CoochieManCoochieCan March 16, 2020

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004

Kill The Pitcher (KTP)

Kill The Pitcher (also known as KTP), is a drinking game that combines brotherhood, drinking, and chanting. KTP was started in Wellington, Florida by The Hools also known as the Wellington High School Class of 2009 and 2010, not 2011. To begin KTP you need to gather a few things. First, you need a pitcher, a larger pitcher is better because it can hold more beer. Next, you need friends, men only. Finally, and most importantly, beer. Pour the beer into the pitcher, either from a keg or combine all the beer from everyone's cups, cans, or bottles. Next gather your friends in a circle making sure there is enough room for everyone except the women. After the circle is formed, the first person begins drinking straight from the pitcher while everyone else begins to start yelling chants to get everyone pumped up. You can create original chats or look some up from the internet. Once the first person has drank all they can, they pass it to the next person (either to the left or to the right) and continue to do this until the pitcher is killed. This is not meant to be a competitive game, more of a brotherhood game with close friends.
Chants
Some famous chants that are associated with KTP are: "Kill The Pitcher" "Go to the Pub" "Fuck Off, Brevard FC" "Wayne Rooney" "Fernando Torres" "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" "I'm West Ham Till I Die" and "So Here's Too (enter name)"

"Hey man, you wanna get fucked up?"
"Yea!"
"OK lets get the Hools, and play Kill The Pitcher (KTP)"
Chant- "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles:"
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams,
They fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

by Kimbo Slice 01 September 26, 2010

Python Bitcher, The Pitcher

A person who plays baseball and moans about anything and everything.

"Shut the FUCK up, Python Bitcher!"

by Shondocker November 12, 2004

Filling the pitcher

The act of engaging a woman in sex with a penis of considerable girth, so as to fill her vagina.

"yo kevin, I filled carly's pitcher last night!"

"gonna be filling the pitcher with her later on"

by G. Darkness September 6, 2009