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The Muffin Man 

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A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.
The Muffin Man by Stinky July 19, 2003
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The Muffin Man 

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A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.
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Related Words
The Muffin Man • do you know the muffin man • The Muffin Game • The Muffin • the Muffin Club • The Muffin Face • the muffin gang • The Muffin Gods • The Muffin Joke • buffin' the muffin

the muffin man 

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the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world
only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...
the muffin man by dane garner March 8, 2008

the muffin man 

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he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8
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the muffin man by westonfuller fat April 3, 2020
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The Muffin Man 

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A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?
The Muffin Man by Juke McKones May 29, 2011

The Muffin Man 

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That guy...
The Muffin Man wins!
The Muffin Man by Gates May 4, 2004
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The Muffin Man 

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The sexiest forumer in all the intarweb. Usually accompanied by Teh Gates.
The Muffin Man for mod!
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